Saturday, December 27, 2003
Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
at 12/27/2003 12:49:00 AM