Saturday, March 29, 2003

Helpful Defendants

AMARILLO GLOBE NEWS - A pair of helpful defendants lent District Attorney Bruce Roberson an unexpected hand, or actually a show of hands, last month during their trial for aggravated assault and robbery at district court in Perryton. The female victim was tearfully testifying that she had been beaten and robbed by two men.The district attorney listened intently. "And are the two perpetrators of this terrible crime present in the courtroom today?" Roberson asked. Both defendants immediately raised their hands. "Here, your honor."

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